The Most Dangerous Sex Positions

 

 

 

Standing 69

While horizontal on a bed this might be one of the more popular positions that couples enjoy. But once you turn it into a vertical experiment then the danger levels amp up by about 100%. Literally anything could happen in this situation. The funniest outcome being an Undertaker style tombstone pile-driver with the penis still very much inserted in the pile-drivee’s throat.

Standing cowgirl

The view really is special when attempting the cowgirl but chances are that you’ll be concentrating to hard this way to enjoy. To achieve this the man basically places himself in the camel yoga pose. The woman sits over him and controls the intercourse. This is all well and good but what if she slips? Hello accident and emergency…good bye penis!

The Pair of Tongs

The guy steps over the girl’s leg, holding the other leg up, and enters her while she dangles in the air, being held up by only the strength of her stronger arm. Only trouble is that the amount of weight that would be leaning on the man’s left arm in this position would not only drag him down, but would probably strain/pull any of his muscles if used for a lengthy period of time. Another ball breaking position that could see the penis tugged in a very uncomfortable position

Pile driver

A position where the woman rests her upper body on a couch or bed or table or any flat elevated surface really. Her legs face towards the wall and are spread wide apart to allow deeper penile penetration. This position can help you enjoy intercourse but can be risky for the woman’s neck. Neck injuries are a very common accident that can occur while trying this sex position.

 

The Bridge

Everything about this position, from start to finish has disaster written all over it. But at the same time is quite interesting, like the TV show of the same name….The guy gets on all fours, facing upward. Then, the woman must somehow straddle the man without knocking out his legs from under him. This is an almost impossible position to achieve and if someone makes this work, then the woman would has to be much lighter than the man, and he would have to have a fairly strong back. The main problem with it is that that penetration happens at an angle that is unnatural meaning if it slips out or his hands go from under him its going to be very very unpleasant.

The Bodybuilder

The position that doubles as your gym work out for the day, however we do advise you actually go to the gym. What’s the point in having big muscles and a six pack if your genitalia doesn’t work?! This one is all on the guy so he’s really got to be able to hold the girl and support he with his arms. The second any sweat starts to drip make sure you have a wall or something to support her back as it will become increasingly difficult to hold on. Head, genitalia and back injuries are all extremely possible.

Autoerotic Asphyxiation

You don’t necessarily have to be with a partner to have a dangerous sexual experience…while masturbating, many people (often with a belt), cut off their air supply in order to reach some point of euphoria when reaching orgasm. Famous victims of this have included Australian bans INXS’ frontman Michael Hutchence and Kill Bill star David Carrindine